bluntforceheadtrauma:

learnin guitar is like homework but it’s fun homework and instead of getting smarter you get way cooler

yungmethuselah:

I’ma just start referring to stoners as “the marijuana fandom.”

(via wretchedoftheearth)

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

(via davidxdolson)

transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.

(via davidxdolson)

postmodernismruinedme:

vardaesque:

unusualjourney:

what-rabbit-hole:

“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

Interesting.

also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

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the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

(via davidxdolson)

dogshaming:

What a meathead!

"I STEAL MEAT" I went to visit my grandmother and first thing he did was stealing a steak off of the counter.

dogshaming:

What a meathead!

"I STEAL MEAT" I went to visit my grandmother and first thing he did was stealing a steak off of the counter.

*interacts with people*

*has to take a four hour nap*

(via do-black-people-do-stuff)

bluegrassorangesky:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

this is more romantic than anything i’ve ever done in my life

(via do-black-people-do-stuff)

heteroh:

can we please acknowledge this ignorance

(via do-black-people-do-stuff)

onlylolgifs:

Unlocking every iPhone at once

onlylolgifs:

Unlocking every iPhone at once

press-play:

came in like a wrecking ball

press-play:

came in like a wrecking ball

(via kramersfiftiethbirthday)

britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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(via the-depths-in-wonderland)